i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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