She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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