Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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