sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need a beard to bite.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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