Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
did i walk over a car last night?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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