Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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