I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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