i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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