The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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