yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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