I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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