i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Two words: blizzard sex
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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