I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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