brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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