If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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