But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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