I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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