We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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