babies were throwing up all over the place
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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