So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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