Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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