the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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