I need help removing her.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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