And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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