So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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