no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
ok first of all what the fuck
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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