thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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