I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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