marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
did i walk over a car last night?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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