I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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