its not stalking. its research.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
