Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he puts the penis in happiness.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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