Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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