filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
third nipple confirmed
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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