did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
