You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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