i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
