Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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