Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have demons in me.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Come see our sink grown plant.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
im on a boat
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