no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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