O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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