I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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