How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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