Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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