Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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