Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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