Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
