I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
how drunk are you?
Several
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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