if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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