Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
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