There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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