i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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