I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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