You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He better not be in your backpack
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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