That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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