Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
