talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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